Japanese anime products: Oh you want figures and pillows and FOOD to go with your anime? DEFINITELY!
American products for the same anime: uhhh...we made...some pins. and...a keychain. how about some worthless wristbands and Trading cards?

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

fashiondisastercecil:

okay but hear me out here

*clears throat*

canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die

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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

bogleech:

jesus-lizard-journal:

wingless-grace:

flunafloon:

chaostearkitsune:

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

This animal is not happy! ): This is a panic/defence mechanism, this is probably really freaking the poor thing out.  i’ve seen multiple reblogs of this post informing people of that, so I thought I’d let you know.

This is a Uromastyx, their defence mechanism is to INFLATE their bodies and move them as if they were “belly dancing” as they release air through their mouths letting a “haaaaaaaaaaaah” kind of sound until you leave them alone. If you don’t they’ll HIT you with their spiky tail.

This Uromastyx is exposing its belly on their own will, what it’s doing first is smell the hand to see if it’s someone they know. Since it is (remember the belly is the most vulnerable part of their body) and knows the person won’t harm them, it exposes the belly for the rubs.

And I talk from experience, I have an Uromastyx Acanthinura. It took me forever to get mine to trust me enough to allow me pet him and let me pick him up (and then teach him that my mum (he used to react aggressively towards her presence just by smelling her hand) that my mum was to be trusted).

TDLR; the Uromastyx in the gif trusts their owner and allows the owner to rub the belly, that isn’t how Uromastyx defend themselves

I get so happy when people with actual facts, knowledge, and experience explain things to those who do more talking than understanding.

I’m so fucking elated that this lizard IS actually enjoying tummy tickles. I’ve gone my entire life being sad because people kept saying this was a discomfort display. I’m so happy that the lizard is happy. I’m so happy.

The only animals who expose their softest, most vulnerable parts as a threat display/defense mechanism while also basically immobilizing themselves are usually poisonous animals or close mimics of poisonous animals, and Uromastyx is neither.

Usually such a display is also colorful.

But yeah how fucking cute is it that a little lizard will sniff your hand to make sure you’re the right giant

The idea that reptiles are dumb and emotionless is far too ingrained even among hobbyists and scientific professionals.

absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:

kimyoshiko:

kirschtin:

acceptscreditsanddick:

shingeki-no-kyojin-eren-jaeger:

tavs-kawaii-ass:

Don’t worry Attack on Titan fandom, the Homestuck fandom knows how you feel

all our characters die too

Yes, well at least your characters come back.

they only come back to die again

tru

BLESS YOU, HETALIA FANDOM

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.

soratane:

Considering I get bored of things once I have them figured out, it’s probably a dangerous thing for me to be curious about people.

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card